OUR MOST DEAR MOST KIND MOST SMART AND ECCENTRIC
BARK

TYPE: Dogman AGE: 14 LIKES: Chicken alfredo, Your Organic Breakup (folk punk band), Björk (pronounces it "Buhjork") DISLIKES: Michael Thirty Two DANGER LEVEL: .2 MARLBOROUGH, NZ - [REAL OBITUARY OMITTED BY SPIRIT'S DISCRETION]